via @subwayhands
“if I’ve lost, I want to lose slowly” is such a raw fucking line you’d think it was from shakespeare but no it’s from daniel ricciardo’s top gear lap time
they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines
a collection of random alexisms from the australian grand prix weekend











